In which Klaus chops off peoples heads with a graduation cap that hurt Caroline.
there was a fly on my monitor so i killed that motherfucker with a sticky pad and now i have fly guts on my screen and am to lazy to clean it.
when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
Opinions are like orgasms.
Mine matters the most, and I really don’t care if you have one.
if you’re upset about the finale of your show this week, no matter which show it is, take comfort in the fact that anything that happened can’t possibly be as awful as Dan being Gossip Girl
i get really uncomfortable when people say they haven’t even seen harry potter